Action #1: The waiter doesn't listen while Zim says, "NO TOMATOES, PLEASE" a million times.
Action #2: Zim doesn't realize he's not listening, 'cos he sure can fake it very well.
Action #3: The sandwich arrives, and Zim asks one more time: "No tomatoes, right?" The waiter nods and leaves.
Action #4: Zim bites into a friggin' slice of tomato.

Reaction?

VOMIT.

I've tried many many many times, and I can't fucking eat tomatoes. And this sort of thing happens to me all the damn time, which is why I tell them I don't want tomatoes more than I should. It really pisses me off because what if I was the kind of tongue-and-face-swelling kind of allergic or something? Grrr.

( Stolen from Naz )

I'm so fucking exhausted that my kneecaps are vibrating.

My JuJu-doll, dreamxobscene, and I have a whole bunch of amazing memories, but the one Aiden show always stands out: whenever "Moment" comes up on my iTunes, I find myself giggling to death. I will wait for this moment when our HIPS collide and almost stop the earth... And we both grabbed that yummy Wil-ass; harrr.

The worst part of being sleep deprived is the fact that it makes you stupid, and you're aware you're being stupid, yet you can't stop it. That's how I've been for a while now. Today at work I went to the kitchen to refill my coffee cup. As soon as I was in there, I went, "What the hell did I come here for?" and went back to my office, still holding the empty cup. That's a whole new level of stupidity, even for me.

Anyway...

New item at my Etsy Shop: K1P1 Kitty Scarf



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